Showing posts with label superhero movie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label superhero movie. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Super-Powered Movie (well, at least it should be): Street Fighter Legend of Chun-Li

After weeks of debating whether or not I should watch Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li, I finally picked up a copy and watched this movie. It had terrible reviews (a whopping 4% at Rotten Tomatoes), but being an unrepentant Street Fighter fan, especially one without a PS3 or 360 to play the latest game in the franchise, takes what one can get.

And what one gets is pretty shabby.

Don’t get me wrong. I really think screenwriter Justin Marks (who has a list of geek movies in development including Super Max (Green Arrow), Hack/Slash (based on the Devil’s Due comic), Voltron, Grayskull (He-Man), Suicide Squad (based on the DC comic), and Shadow of the Colossus) tried to make a really good movie here. The screenplay was a passable attempt at trying to make a “real world” version of the Street Fighter storyline. It still takes huge liberties, often for absolutely no reason: from Charlie Nash as a member of Interpol to Rose as a teenage girl. But he honestly tries to get things right, a major change from the writers of the the previous film. But it all seems to have went terribly wrong in production.

I highly doubt director Andrzej Bartkowiak has ever played a video game, let alone Street Fighter. Considering his previous cinema achievement was the screen adaptation of Doom, I think its pretty much 100% guaranteed. He can direct passable action, although in a rather old school fashion, which probably dates back to his days working as director of photography on films like Lethal Weapon IV and Speed. But he does not seem to know how to make his actors become the characters, or for that matter act.

That becomes an even bigger problem when you look at a cast made up of the world’s worst actor Chris Klein as Charlie Nash, “I play every B-movie villian I can find” Neal McDonough, and worst-of-all the Black Eyed Peas’ Taboo as Vega. Kristn Kreuk still acts like a teenaged soap star, and her other lack of Asian features (despite apparently being 50% Chinese) makes her hard to swallow as Chun-Li. Even the slumming Michael Clarke Duncan (who did better work in The Scorpion King) and up-and-coming actress Moon Bloodgood could not make the director actually force anyone to act. The only shining light in this mess is Robin Shou (most famous as Liu Kang in the two Mortal Kombat films). Shou brings Gen to life with perfection, despite his young(-ish) age. Perhaps that shouldn’t be particularly hard; all he has to do is play the same ancient master seen in hundreds of wu shu pictures for the past several decades. But his work does shine past that of the rest of the cast.

Even with the lack of acting, the movie might have been passingly forgivable if any effort was made in costuming. Chun-Li wears a bland black jumpsuit 90% of the time, while Balrog and Bison basically just wear business casual for the entire film (even in their climactic battles). Gen keeps a more traditional look, although without the gray hair. Vega seems to be the most token effort of all the characters. While Taboo certainly bares a resemblance to the original character, his utter lack of fighting talent and the formless black lump that covers his body under his neck do not seem to fit a character as vain as Vega is supposed to be. And do not get me started on Nash, who looks like.... an unwashed Chris Klein.

Which brings us to the fight choreography. Dion Lam has a history of working on great kung fu films with credentials including The Matrix and Black Mask. But instead of using his skills to actually adapt Street Fighter moves for the cinema, he usually resorts to very standard modern wu shu techniques. Yes, we do work in the Lightning Kick, the stomp kick, the rising bird kick, and the axe kick in to her repertoire... a grand total of once each. As for the other characters... nope, no special moves here. Gen even teachs Chun-Li how to summon her fireball... despite the fact he doesn’t possess the move in the games. Nash shoots with guns. Balrog swings a pipe. Bison mostly just parries other people’s moves. Hell, in the final battle, Chun-Li spends most of the fight using a staff she just picked up. Honestly, I don’t think it would be too much to ask for Balrog to box or Bison to throw out a Psycho Crusher. Even if you are trying to avoid the more superhero-y aspects of the franchise (which you really aren’t trying to do when you do feature healing and Gen’s mystic healing powers), those moves could have been worked in to the movie quite easily. It smacks of laziness (and again, lack of knowledge of the source product) by the production team.

Even in its badness, the movie doesn’t give you anything fun to work with. This isn’t a Seagal or Uwe Boll film, the badness is not fun, not amusing. It just makes one want to cry a little inside that no one can seem to figure out how to make something as seemingly simple as a Street Fighter film.

So instead of being the possible start of a new film franchise, The Legend of Chun-Li succeeds only in falling flat on its face. Even if you’re a Street Fighter fan, avoid this one like the plague. Go watch Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie instead. Not Recommended.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Almost Super Powered: R.I.P. Michael Jackson

A somber weekend in the household as I have been listening to and enjoying the works of the late Michael Jackson. Jackson is famed for being a life-long comic fan and was known to frequent shops until the day he died. It was just a few days ago I posted one of these for Mitsuharu Misawa. I shouldn’t have to post another one so soon.

Despite all the questions about his actions outside of entertainment (and I personally of the opinion that someone found not guilty of a crime should be given the benefit of the doubt), MJ was an amazing entertainer and he reshaped the world of entertainment across the board. No one innovated music and video the way he did, and no one ever will again.

Fifty is way too young for anyone to die. God rest his soul.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Super-Powered Web: It's Whiplash!


From USA Today here is Mickey Rourke from Iron Man 2. And it is official: he isn’t Crimson Dynamo; he is the coolest Iron Man villain ever: Whiplash!

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Super-Powered Movie: Punisher War Zone


I stopped by my local Redbox and picked up the third Punisher film on Tuesday, and like many other reviewers come out of the film with mixed feelings.

Honestly, War Zone is probably the most accurate Punisher story ever. Microchip and Soup are both included, the action is set in a very seedy New York, and every villain must die. Frank Castle spends much of the movie broken up over his accidental killing of an undercover FBI agent, which allows a perfect tie-in to his origin without replaying it (or butchering it the way they did in the Thomas Jane Punisher ). Ray Stevenson ably brings Frank to life, even though the collar of his flak jacket costume looks goofy on his frame.

But the movie derails when it gets to the action sequences. Director Lexi Alexander seemed inspired by a hodgepodge of 300 and Saw in her design of ultra-violent battles that make no sense and lack any level of realism entirely. In the film’s opening battle, the gore oozes in amounts no human could produce as Frank forgoes the use of guns for nearly a minute in order to walk in to a Mob dinner and cut down the city’s boss. His tools are idiotic at best, and his foes are absolutely worthless in stopping an essentially unarmed man.

Jigsaw as portrayed by Dominic West is an inspired choice, and West plays the crazy crime boss with a perfect combination of malice and glee.

If you can look past the excessive nature of the violence, War Zone is a good solid movie that treads some familiar ground. If you are a Punisher or Marvel New York fan, you should definitely take a looksie.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Damn the Man! Watchmen style

I honestly don’t know if this is an official video or just a couple of Watch-fans with a lot of desire to make an eighties music video. Whatever the case...

Make sure you watch the entire track for some wicked breakdancing moves. Link courtesy Topless Robot.

Monday, March 9, 2009

Super Powered Movie(!): Watchmen

Welcome to my very first super-powered movie review! I“ve got a healthy number to cover although I often feel they are looked at by far more individuals than other forms of super-powered fiction. I may pull out some obscurities now and then though, and I will probably start reviewing newer films as I see them. If you really need a lot more super-powered movie reviews, I strongly suggest you check out fellow blogger Matthew Killorin’s Capes On Film for all your super-powered movie needs! On to the review!

I am not going to give a plot synopsis as I so often do for my television reviews, as I am going to assume just about everyone knows how Watchmen works. If you don’t you should check out the graphic novel. Instead, I am going to focus on what I find to be the strengths and weaknesses of the new film.

The Pluses:
Casting director Kristy Carlson did an absolutely stunning job putting together the main players in this film. Jackie Earle Haley and Patrick Wilson are spot on as Rorschach and Nite-Owl, while Malin Akerman, Billy Crudup, and Jeffery Dean Morgan all fill their roles well. Someone stronger than Matthew Goode could have been found for Adrian Veidt, but he does all right with the character. I still wanted Dr. Manhattan to do a couple MasterCard ads, but I digress.

The plot sticks rather tightly to the original story with the obvious digression of the denouement. But even that makes sense in the framework of the revised story, so I can’t really complain. Though the giant squid would have been nice.

The effects also were beautifully done. Unlike so many superhero films, I never once looked at this film and went “Wow, what an obvious effect.” Every bit of Manhattan’s powers fit together perfectly with everything going on around him.

The Minuses:
The caricatures were both off-putting and over the top. The presence even in cameo of numerous luminaries of the past and present was utterly unnecessary. And Richard Nixon's prosthetic nose made him look like a damn cartoon character. I hate hate HATE Hollywood’s need to constantly belittle Nixon with this kind of stupid crap. It not only hurts the work they do it in, but also turns a genius manipulator in to something he was not. It would be like casting Lassie as Dr. Doom. Besides Nixon, Lee Iacocca’s random appearance to get gunned down was both unnecessary and horribly insulting to the man himself.

The violence. Yes, Watchmen was a violent comic book. I get that. But the point of the violence was to make sure we did not whitewash actual violence in the name of a good comic book. It needed to be on panel to make sure we could understand the brutality of vigilante behavior in the real world. The movie gives us over the top ultraviolence, the kind of thing A Clockwork Orange warned us about. The slow-down and speed-up that worked well in 300 just feels like a joke in this film, maybe even a kick in the nuts to that unnamed writer guy that did the graphic novel.

The f-bombs. Hey, writer guys, you know what? None of them in Watchmen. At all. Guess we needed to spice up the movie a bit more, eh?

The lack of the street. An important aspect of the original comic was the lives of a few citizens that meet irregularly on or around a newspaper stand in New York. They have been replaced with a pointless cameo about a third of the way in to the film and their obvious presence near the end. I know a lot of folks will throw out that those segments were only about the Black Freighter or something like that, but that wasn’t really their purpose. Their purpose was to put a human toll on the destruction that comes with the film. It is a massive fail on the part of all of the filmmakers for not realizing that upfront.

Veidt’s environmental message. Uh, what. Nuclear power is as bad as fossil fuels, that’s why I am replicating my nuclear-powered friend’s abilities to form a new energy source. Riiiight. Just once can Hollywood let something not be green, especially when it has no purpose in this film!

All in all, Watchmen isn’t a bad film. It is a decent R-rated action flick with themes that stretch its britches and the talent of the director involved. But it fails pretty much across the board to capture the raw, straight to the point narrative and edge of its source material. In doing so, much like V for Vendetta before it, it comes off as perfect form with a decided lack of substance. Coming in to the film, it was exactly what I feared but hoped Hollywood could move past. They failed me all the same.

I will give Watchmen a mild recommendation. It is by no means a bad adaptation (Hollywood has produced many, many, many worse.) But I think anyone who truly appreciates the graphic novel will feel it is a little empty inside. As a writer, I feel that unnamed author’s pain and understand his reasoning in pulling his name from the film. Now I will just pray for a DVD edition without all the idiot camera flourishes and less Nixon. It still wouldn’t make this film perfect, but at least I would know the filmmakers were trying.